beer pouch 

a smaller and more "cute" lil beer belly
most commonly on girls
starts a lil above the belly button and stops right where your jeans start
DOES NOT STICK OUT PAST YOUR BOOBS!
if it does its a beer belly lol

boyfriend: aww u gotta lil stomach goin on there
me: aw what my beer pouch?

beer pouch by Lil_Nikki1818 February 24, 2010

beer poached 

having a 'still good' beer taken from your reserved table/bar space by a friend or stranger whom may have mistaken it for their own, or perhaps just a douchebag that has formed an art of the technique.

Person A: "That asshole totally just took my beer..that whore!"
Person B: "Looks like you just got beer poached."

beer poached by EViL2uCe February 18, 2010

Beer Poncho 

The false sense of warmness that comes from drinking enough beer when it is cold outside, thus causing you to think wearing a jacket is not necessary.

It was only 40 degrees at the football game, but Jim's beer poncho kept him warm all night.

Beer Poncho by Janarchy August 26, 2009

beerporch 

beer porch: n. a fully screened structure built for the express purpose of enjoying grain beverages in an open air setting, sans skeeter and other annoying members of the class insecta

I spent a couple hours on July 3rd surfin Jo Rule's house from the beerporch

beerporch by Lester Burnham July 16, 2005