beer nuts

Small bowl full of peanuts available at most fine bars, which have been contaminated thouroughly by urine, feces and snot due to lack of handwashing and bowl rotation.

I reached into the bowl of beernuts and found a nice, moist peanut.

by WillowSchnell May 20, 2005

beer nuts

Beer getting spilled in your crotch area and it looks like you have pissed your pants.

"I'd go talk to her but john spilled his beer on me and gave me beer nuts."

by Matthew S December 9, 2008

beer nuts

Aggression or gumption acquired through getting immensely intoxicated. A demonstration of such is often displayed at parties, bars, night clubs, and strip clubs to show off for the opposite sex or impress one's friends.

Samantha: Mark just shoved Jason! What the hell is he thinking?

David: He isn't... He just has beer nuts.

by Hurricos December 12, 2009

beer nuts

What happens to a man when he spills a beer on his crotch.

Bob got a severe case of the beer nuts leaving the party with a roadie when he saw the red and blue lights behind him.

by thunderhead April 2, 2007

beer nuts

Name commonly given by drunk sushi chefs to salted soy beans provided as an appetizer at a sushi bars.

"Hey Yoshi, can I have some beer nuts?"

by WCWingnut May 18, 2005

beer and nuts

Awesome alone, but better together. Nuts Make beer taste better, it's a fact.
Plus they're healthy for you. Yup.

So Drink a beer and eat a handful of nuts... You'll live forever. Maybe.

Stone IPA beer and Nuts - maybe a handful. Yum.

by nut guy June 21, 2011

Beer nuts

When you are driving and drinking a beer and the beer spills out of the can and onto your nuts.

Hey babe, when I went down on you to give you head, I noticed your nuts smell like beer and the hair on your nuts is soaking wet. Yeah, I got beer nuts while driving---ENJOY!

by Skankeroni September 17, 2025