the process of flocking to "the ugly bitchs" after downing a case. But the ugly bitchs appear quite attractive to the untrained eye/beer goggles. Except you wake up the next morning with a massive headache in the bushs or on a friends futon with the fat ugly bitch.
"alec why the fuck are you naked in the bushs with rachel that, fat ugly bitch? take off your damn beer goggles!"
"she's hott man its ok....its ok just leave me alone."
"she's hott man its ok....its ok just leave me alone."
by Polhamus February 19, 2006
They are actually goggles that you get to mess around with in health class. Also known as drunk goggles. You put them on and they distort your vision just like if you were drunk! Its fun to play catch with them on, and a little dangerous.
Kid 1: "Did your class get to try out those beer goggles?"
Kid 2: "Hell yea. One kid tripped over a desk and cracked his head open."
Kid 2: "Hell yea. One kid tripped over a desk and cracked his head open."
by The Original HomeSkillet May 30, 2005
An alcohol induced condition of the eyes in which members of the opposite gender appear very attractive.
by Light Joker January 29, 2005
The reason why I woke up with a 300 pound woman next to me in bed, whom I presumed I had never seen before.
by Grits January 08, 2005
by BeerGogglesNJ April 10, 2010
Get hammered then get naked go into your mates neighbors garden shake your tail/FANAAYY at them then jump back get dressed before your friends see so you can say it never happened.
No matter what they will look attractive cause you will be hammered and if they are not attractive your not hammered enough.
No matter what they will look attractive cause you will be hammered and if they are not attractive your not hammered enough.
OMG take your tail away from me.
Next day 'Hear what our neighbor said about you last night...
And you didn't get naked once unless of course you were beer goggling shit.'
Next day 'Hear what our neighbor said about you last night...
And you didn't get naked once unless of course you were beer goggling shit.'
by Rockjaw July 19, 2009
Dude, stop raggin on me for hooking up with that girl last night. You know I was totally beer-goggled.
by WaywardMind March 03, 2011