beer bitch 

the person that is designated to get the beer from the refridgerator or cooler

we had never seen this guy before, so we made him our beer bitch

beer bitch by heavy April 27, 2003

Beer Bitch 

a woman (or man) who, for reasons of paid employment or otherwise, is required to fetch/pour beer for one or more individuals for a defined period of time. Although tasks such as taking away the empties and supplying their master with food are obvious additional duties for a beer b1tch, frequently they may also be required to perform tasks that are not immediately associated with purveying beer e.g. perform stunts or tricks to entertain a drunken crowd, turn a blind eye whilst their own drink is tampered with and, occasionally (usually later in the day/night), provide sexual gratification for his/her master or their nominated representative.

Tom was not looking forward to being a beer bitch at Oktoberfest, it would be bad enough pouring 1 litre steins for BG all day, but the thought of the boys tea-bagging his own stein whilst he had his back turned, was almost too much to bear.

Beer Bitch by Big_Greasy October 13, 2010

Beer bitch 

The official job title of the girl who drives around the golf course trying to sell you beer.

She's the hottest beer bitch in town! Plus, give her a big tip, and she's the 19th hole.

Beer bitch by Dedoverde MD June 27, 2007

beer bitch 

1) Someone who brings you beer in response to a yelling request.
2) An enabler who promotes your stoner alcoholism by bringing you beer which you are too messed up to retrieve on your own.

1) "Without my beer bitch I would be horribly sober"
2) "If Kevin were not such a beer bitch we would not invite him over"

beer bitch by Big Black Sexy Daddy H. July 3, 2009

beer bitch 

The legal drinking age friend of an underage person who supplies the underage person with alcohol.

I gave my beer bitch some money to stop at the liquor store on the way to the party.

beer bitch by f-liberals May 24, 2016

beer bitch 

The loser of drinking games or the bottom rung person in any activity that involves hazing -- usually involves being forced to drink large quantities of alcohol in a short period of time.

I constantly lose hands of King's Cup -- thus I am usually the beer bitch.

beer bitch by Syntel October 3, 2002

Beer Bitch 

a hot Bavarian wench whose sole purpose is to keep your glass full and a smile on your face.

Stag: Wow, who are those gorgeous girls and what are they doing on our stag do?
Best Man: They're the Beer Bitches- now shush while I tie you to this lamp-post

Beer Bitch by sheppers May 7, 2011