Beepboop
Beepboop: A tall, slender but muscular man who likes to moon people and likes tell people "No," even in situations when he means "Yes". Attractive but extremely stubborn, he is hard to win over even when everyone and everything would be better off if he changed his mind. He is charming and kind when he wants to be, but at times unbearably silly, and he cracks jokes as easily as he breathes, integrating it into his conversation smoothly without missing a beat. He never jokes with malice or with the purpose of offending someone; he only likes to look for the humor in things. Beepboops have invisible buttons on their washboard stomachs, and when you press the invisible buttons they go "Beep! Boop! Beep! Beep! Boop!" and so forth.
Beepboop went to the store and when the cashier said, "Cash or credit?" he said, "No." Beepboop winked and the cashier laughed impulsively.
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