A very Large but thicklabia, drapery of the odd sort resulting in beef dangles. Beef dangles also mean when standing the Chomps Will be lowered by a significant amount hopefully not passed her knees.
Shit i look like squid man when shes on my face! those must be those beef chomps!
beef: aggravation between two individuals or groups
chons: shortening of "punch-on"
Beef & chons: a fight due to a bit of anger or tension.......
Bloke 1: oi, u, c*nt, whats up your arsehole?
Bloke 2: your face mate.
bystander bloke 1: watch out, we got a badass over here
bystander bloke 2: beef and chons
churchhurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the churchhurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.