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a woman of a certain age who, while once attractive for her tanned complexion and lean figure, is now creepily thin and leathery
pool boy 1: hey, did you just finish servicing that beef jerky in a dress in cabana 7?

pool boy 2: yeah, that old beth tips well, but i'm gonna have that old-football taste in my mouth for hours
by i am not wearing pants July 15, 2009
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