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You don't have a bed pan. YEAH!
bed pan by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
A woman who trolls hospitals looking to land a husband, usually a Doctor.
Someone who is shiny and full of crap, best when dumped.
Did you see that new nurse on the 3rd floor?
What a bed pan!
bed pan by titagidge June 24, 2007
bed pan: An entertaining party game in which two players, standing on adjacent beds, try and knock the other player off of the bed. The first player to touch the ground, with any part of his/her body, loses. Usually takes place in the form of a tournament and in the company of friends. Variations can include: Team mode, water and/or vibrating bed mode, and, if so inclined, nude mode.
Wow, Guillaume is the bed pan master!
bed pan by o mastigia December 18, 2005
When you shit in a girl’s bed and leave it for her to clean up.
Dude, I cracked this sloot the other day, and soiled her cot with this sick, raunchy Bed Pan.
Bed Pan by PapasanChair November 9, 2025

bed pan lazy

To reach such a level of laziness that nothing, not even the need to move can motivate him/her. They are so lazy they use a bed pan rather then walk to the bath room.
He will never meet us there, he is bed pan lazy!
bed pan lazy by Matthew Newman August 2, 2007

bed pan lazy

So lazy, one would rather poop in a pan than get out of bed.
Matt Newman is bed pan lazy. =)
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026
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