bed pan

a phrase for a woman who puts on a facade to "gold-dig"
shiny, full of crap, and best when dumped.

guy:Yea I know Natalia, shes a bed pan.
dude: totally, shes only interested in getting her claws in a rich guy.

example: Anna Nicole Smith, amoung many others

by lynzahh4 November 30, 2006

bed pan

See a pot to piss in

You don't have a bed pan. YEAH!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

bed pan

A woman who trolls hospitals looking to land a husband, usually a Doctor.
Someone who is shiny and full of crap, best when dumped.

Did you see that new nurse on the 3rd floor?
What a bed pan!

by titagidge June 03, 2007

bed pan

bed pan: An entertaining party game in which two players, standing on adjacent beds, try and knock the other player off of the bed. The first player to touch the ground, with any part of his/her body, loses. Usually takes place in the form of a tournament and in the company of friends. Variations can include: Team mode, water and/or vibrating bed mode, and, if so inclined, nude mode.

Wow, Guillaume is the bed pan master!

by o mastigia November 13, 2005

bed pan lazy

To reach such a level of laziness that nothing, not even the need to move can motivate him/her. They are so lazy they use a bed pan rather then walk to the bath room.

He will never meet us there, he is bed pan lazy!

by Matthew Newman July 05, 2007

bed pan lazy

So lazy, one would rather poop in a pan than get out of bed.

Matt Newman is bed pan lazy. =)

by Ghost of Rick James September 28, 2007