The greatest man of all time. Little do many people know but he is the new messiah ready to spread lovearound the world. This man also has a profound taste in women that should be idolised and a beautiful BUNDA.
A fictitious snake with a small foot-like paddle on it’s underbelly and a head of hair that is eerily reminiscent of the head of hair on Avan Jogia’s “Victorious” character, Beck.
“yo dude what the fuck is that snake over there i love its hair its so sexy”
“oh yeah dude that’s just a shakefoot becksnake, they’re common in this area. avan jogia is sexy af lmao”