beavs

1. an intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations to the point that nothing comes out.

2. when you have diarhea so much that your butt is having dry heaves...also known as having the beavs

Dave had so much diarhea that he felt empty and was having a case of the beavs.

by Robin J Miller January 21, 2008

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Commonly known as wank virginity, a beav is someone who has never experimented with their tackle.

J you're such a beav
Fuck off guys, i'm no beav.
Whatever beavs, you're so gay right now.

by Benedict Arnold Hibberto March 25, 2008

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Commonly known as wank virginity, a beav is someone who has never experimented with their tackle.

J you're such a beav
Fuck off guys, i'm no beav.
Whatever beavs, you're so gay right now.

by Benedict Arnold Hibberto March 25, 2008

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An extremely annoying person. Indigenous to the rivers of Oregon. Enjoys chomping on large logs and making them into wood chips. If you hear the piercing call of the Beavs, "HUUUEEEYYY", you should probably run because it is near. Also referred to as Clint Eatswood or Clit tickler in some areas. Weighing in at a ferocious 80 lbs, this beast will destroy anything in its path if it is having a Mc'meltdown.

Guy 1-Aaaww look at the adorable little beavs coming from the river.
Guy 2-Dude i'v heard that those things go on massive Mc'meltdowns. We should probably just leave it alone.

by NigelThornberry69 April 28, 2011

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Beaving

An act of feminism in which young women grow out their pubic hair, work up a crotch sweat, and proceed to grind a male's face.

Often used by sororities as a form of ritual and empowerment.

"Dude, are you coming to our mixer with TPA?"
"Nah bro, I'm still pulling the hair out of my teeth from the last time I got beaved"

"Is it considered cheating if my girlfriend is beaving other dudes?"

by Michael Faps April 23, 2013

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