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beavster 

AKA beaver, bush, beaver meadows, the bearded lady, bushel, semen-in-a-cobweb, lint collector, direct result of abstinence, the forbidden forest, crabs' dwelling,
Allison's beavster was totally exposed under her skirt the night she forgot to wear underwear to the Midsummer Night's Dream party when she walked over Steph, who was conveniently lying on the floor. Yada yada yada, they are both HUGE fans of sushi now.
beavster by Chuguy February 11, 2008
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beevster 

Similar to keyster, the process by which a woman conceals goods inside her beaver.
Example: "Hey we are about to go through customs, quick beevster this vegemite so we don't get caught."

Meat Beaster

An extremely vicious and sexually aggressive female who rides penis with such dominate authority that the mans cock as well as his pride is damaged.
Guy 1 -Damn she looks good! Piping that down must've been amazing

Guy 2 -Not at all that meat beaster rode my dick so hard she smashed my balls into my asshole
Meat Beaster by jrk89 December 14, 2013

Beasters 

Known as the "Lows of the Highs" this type of marijuana is the brick weed of Canada. Grown in mass quantities in British Columbia this marijuana is usualy striped of keif, sprayed with chems, thrown into bags, and shipped over to the U.S. where people can pay up to 40$ for 3.5g. This marijuana is NOT low grade pot compared to most of the weed going around. Though the high may be not quite as good as that from headies like sensi star and northern lights, you tend to avoid the confused, head-ache high that commercial pot gives you. If commercial weed gives you anything at all.
I smoke beasters only when there are no headies around.
Beasters by Anonymous July 28, 2003

beasterfield 

General term that can mean practically anything. Mostly used as an insult, but can be used as a praise, or encouragement also. The definition depends on the tone of your voice.
Dude, you're such a beasterfield.

Beaster Bunny

The Easter bunny's evil twin.. he is black as coal..his eyes like fiery rubies. He carries a Hatchet and a basket ...filled with the heads and hands of bad children... he prowls from house to house Easter eve to punish bad children in varying degrees of severity based on their misdeeds. For the good children he leaves peanut butter eggs and other chocolate confections.
Better listen to your Ma...tonight the Beaster bunny comes

Dover beasters 

n. One of two weed plants Glen was growing out in the back yard. We think our neighbors stole one of them. Definetly smoother than shwag, but you still had to smoke like 2 joints worth by yourself to get high.
Nobody at the house was having any luck finding weed; luckily we still had the Dover beasters to fall back on.
Dover beasters by JayTang February 14, 2005