Beavs

A place where boys of questionable intelligence gather.

"Do you want to come Beavs and lick windows with us?"

by 123beavs January 15, 2020

beavs

1. an intestinal disorder characterized by abnormal frequency and fluidity of fecal evacuations to the point that nothing comes out.

2. when you have diarhea so much that your butt is having dry heaves...also known as having the beavs

Dave had so much diarhea that he felt empty and was having a case of the beavs.

by Robin J Miller January 21, 2008

beavs

Commonly known as wank virginity, a beav is someone who has never experimented with their tackle.

J you're such a beav
Fuck off guys, i'm no beav.
Whatever beavs, you're so gay right now.

by Benedict Arnold Hibberto March 25, 2008

Beavs

Being #1 At Anything that is wished

Carl: Im so #1 at drifing.
Tom: Cuz ur beavs.

by Geh December 30, 2007

beavs

Commonly known as wank virginity, a beav is someone who has never experimented with their tackle.

J you're such a beav
Fuck off guys, i'm no beav.
Whatever beavs, you're so gay right now.

by Benedict Arnold Hibberto March 25, 2008

beavs

An extremely annoying person. Indigenous to the rivers of Oregon. Enjoys chomping on large logs and making them into wood chips. If you hear the piercing call of the Beavs, "HUUUEEEYYY", you should probably run because it is near. Also referred to as Clint Eatswood or Clit tickler in some areas. Weighing in at a ferocious 80 lbs, this beast will destroy anything in its path if it is having a Mc'meltdown.

Guy 1-Aaaww look at the adorable little beavs coming from the river.
Guy 2-Dude i'v heard that those things go on massive Mc'meltdowns. We should probably just leave it alone.

by NigelThornberry69 May 20, 2011

Squizz Beavs

Short for squirrel beaver, i e something that is cringe
most commonly used if someone says something that is incredibly awkward.

Guy: i would tap that
Guy 2: thats my mum
Guy: Squizz Beavs, sorry bud

by beaver11111111111 November 20, 2011