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beat and eat 

The act of jerking off and eating your cum.
I just watched some hot porn and did a beat and eat.
beat and eat by Jason33 April 28, 2006

Beat em and eat em 

Those two are going to beat em and eat em
Beat em and eat em by pablowisdom January 6, 2017

Eat and Beat 

The act of performing oral sex on a woman (eat) and having to relieve one's self sexually (and beat) because she has no intention of allowing entrance to her moist caverns.
Sandy let me go down on her but made sure that I knew she wasn't going to put out, so I had to eat and beat.
Eat and Beat by Ragebees June 30, 2015

eat and beat 

The act of peforming oral sex on a woman and then having sex also know as "beating it".
Aw man i had some very good sex with my wife last night i did a eat and beat on her.
eat and beat by Moniquemy August 27, 2009

eat and beat 

similar to the wake-and-shake; the act of masturbating immediately or soon after eating a meal, kind of like dessert
Man am I hungry. I could really go for an eat and beat.
eat and beat by Poundtowner January 19, 2010

Eat and beat 

Eat and beat; verb. Synonym for "dine 'n' dash"

The act of slipping into a buffet or a slightly high price restaurant, chowing your food in a hurry and hoofing it out before your check arrives at the table.

An act committed mostly by someone of the deadbeat persuasion, teenagers or snooty college students.
Waiter: Where's the people who were at table 14?

Waitress: Aw, damn. You serious?

Waiter: S**t. They pulled an Eat and beat.
Eat and beat by Mr. $mithers January 22, 2011
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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