beardcut 

Just like a haircut, but for your beard

I spent all morning shaving to get this beardcut

beardcut by DrongoTheBongo April 14, 2015

Beardgut 

A hairy beer gut

Hayley: Check out Kyle and Chris furbattle wrestling with confetti stuck to their nipples
Anna: Yeah, Chris has a hot Beardgut
Hayley: Kyle's is hotter!
Anna: Yeah whatever!

Beardgut by Meekalogical February 3, 2009