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beansie by hhowdyy August 6, 2022

Carhartt beanie 

The staple of a lesbian
“I thought she liked me but then she showed up in a carhartt beanie and now I realized she’s after my sister”
This is a word that was started in the 60's by the Smith family and then spread state wide by the Skjod girls. It is a word used to describe a woman's private part. It seemed more appropriate than the actual medical term. It is also a word used to describe someone who is silly or acting silly.
Hey Beatsie how are you? -or- You need to wash your beatsie.
beatsie by Shuhhz January 9, 2010

phat beatsies

Only the fattest of beats
I just want to live my dream and make phat beatsies.
phat beatsies by Paradigm. April 22, 2017

goth beanie 

Tay:" ah darn i need a goth beanie in my life"
Oscar:"#metoo"
goth beanie by #needmeabeanie January 16, 2023

beanie enlightenment 

when you discover where the beanies congregate

first theorised by buddist monks within the shanghai region and later confirmed by a research team lead by Isaac Rizzton, Charles Darrizz and Neil deGrizz Tyson

they found strong correlations between building subjects and the beanie population within the immediate vicinity

for example: physics has a 1:0 building to beanie ratio, however social studies ratio tends to infinity for the latter, limited only by the size of the building
Oscar: "went into the english building for the first time in a year and i think i made a wrong turn cause i ended up at beanie boulevard"
Tay: "i already know" *blows dust off old book and flips to blank page* "beanie enlightenment"
"have you got a pen i can borrow?"
Oscar: "yeman"
Tay:*writes Oscar's name into the ancient scripture*
Oscar: *Ascends*
Tay:"my time has come" *fades away*