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bearadactyl

The offspring of a bear and a pteradactyl....thusly the bearadactyl. Its ferociousness is only matched by its fluffiness. Caution is advised for unattended children, the ignorant and the elderly. Searching for the bearadactyl whilst inebriated is discouraged, but may be the only time that one can see it.
Look out for that mother f'ing bearadactyl!

The angry bearadactyl reportedly carried off a midget who had been poking the baby bearadactyl with a stick.
bearadactyl by The Cockerpossums February 24, 2011
A man who is attracted to muscular woman, also used as an insult.
"You beanard!"

As Fred gazed across the beach, his eyes locked onto a freakishly muscular woman. He was a beanard, after all.

Pedo Bearadise 

Places like: Omegle, Facebook, Myspace, 4chan, The Entire Internet.........
You: hi

Stranger: a/s/l?

You: im boy, 12, and what is this?

Stranger: wanna come over? I have cookies and a hard ding ding and was wondering if your'e hungry?

You: Hi, Im Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. We've been working closely with the FBI and have been monitoring your child pornography downloads and your trips to Thailand. There is a swat team waiting outside right nao equipped with riot gear and very, verrry pedophile crazed k-9's just waiting to tear your tiny little balls to shreds so don't bother running..........

Stranger: uh, I'm sorry?

You: Red Team, gogogogogogogo!

You(Cris Hansen): God-Damnit.... Omegle's a fucking Pedo Bearadise...............Good work tho, guise!
Pedo Bearadise by ENDL355MIND January 8, 2010
A fusion between a Mexican and an Arab. Or, a Mexican who looks like an Arab. Or possibly vice versa.
That guy John's a total beanrab.
beanrab by Pufferbutt April 19, 2008

bearnado 

A tornado full of angry bears that hit the ground running searching for humans to mangle. Typically found in Northern Canada
"Dude a bearly survived that bearnado in BC earlier today."

beanard-mobile

small rice burning car that's got curb feelers, stick on chrome tape, 20 ft high spoiler, stick on air vents, painted primer gray, weed-eater sounding coffee can muffler (and almost every "bolt on horsepower" gimic that's sold), wheels worth more than 4x what the car itself is worth, etc......... usually loaded up like a clown car with mexicans piled on top of each other.
Friend: Look at that beanard-mobile.

You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what a bunch of chumps.....
beanard-mobile by white fight April 18, 2009
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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