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bearadactyl

The offspring of a bear and a pteradactyl....thusly the bearadactyl. Its ferociousness is only matched by its fluffiness. Caution is advised for unattended children, the ignorant and the elderly. Searching for the bearadactyl whilst inebriated is discouraged, but may be the only time that one can see it.
Look out for that mother f'ing bearadactyl!

The angry bearadactyl reportedly carried off a midget who had been poking the baby bearadactyl with a stick.
bearadactyl by The Cockerpossums February 24, 2011
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A man who is attracted to muscular woman, also used as an insult.
"You beanard!"

As Fred gazed across the beach, his eyes locked onto a freakishly muscular woman. He was a beanard, after all.

Pedo Bearadise 

Places like: Omegle, Facebook, Myspace, 4chan, The Entire Internet.........
You: hi

Stranger: a/s/l?

You: im boy, 12, and what is this?

Stranger: wanna come over? I have cookies and a hard ding ding and was wondering if your'e hungry?

You: Hi, Im Chris Hansen from Dateline NBC. We've been working closely with the FBI and have been monitoring your child pornography downloads and your trips to Thailand. There is a swat team waiting outside right nao equipped with riot gear and very, verrry pedophile crazed k-9's just waiting to tear your tiny little balls to shreds so don't bother running..........

Stranger: uh, I'm sorry?

You: Red Team, gogogogogogogo!

You(Cris Hansen): God-Damnit.... Omegle's a fucking Pedo Bearadise...............Good work tho, guise!
Pedo Bearadise by ENDL355MIND January 8, 2010
A fusion between a Mexican and an Arab. Or, a Mexican who looks like an Arab. Or possibly vice versa.
That guy John's a total beanrab.
beanrab by Pufferbutt April 19, 2008

bearnado 

A tornado full of angry bears that hit the ground running searching for humans to mangle. Typically found in Northern Canada
"Dude a bearly survived that bearnado in BC earlier today."

beanard-mobile

small rice burning car that's got curb feelers, stick on chrome tape, 20 ft high spoiler, stick on air vents, painted primer gray, weed-eater sounding coffee can muffler (and almost every "bolt on horsepower" gimic that's sold), wheels worth more than 4x what the car itself is worth, etc......... usually loaded up like a clown car with mexicans piled on top of each other.
Friend: Look at that beanard-mobile.

You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, what a bunch of chumps.....
beanard-mobile by white fight April 18, 2009