beanquake 

When the trembling of the female genitalia causes seismic activity of the earth- often when the female is in the presence of an alpha male.

“Hey dude did you see the way she looked at you?”
“Yeah man, I can still feel the aftershocks of her beanquake”

beanquake by Yeeeeet6.9 February 5, 2019

Beastquake 

In the 2010 NFL wildcard playoffs, Seattle Seahawks running back, Marshawn Lynch, ran a 67 yard run, breaking 7 tackles in order to seal the win over the world champion New Orleans Saints. The crowd noise was so loud it caused a minor seismic event that was registered on the Richter scales around the Seattle area. Since Marshawn calles himself "Beast mode" this event is known as the Beastquake

"holy shit, that run caused a Beastquake!

Beastquake by blacktoothgrin May 17, 2011

Beefquake 

It is exactly what it sounds like it is.

Mike, you stinky bitch. Don't make me fuckin' beefquake upon you.

Beefquake by Thickle June 19, 2018

Beancake 

1. Any cake, sweet or savoury, that counts beans among its chief distinguishing ingredients.

2. An individual, usually of short to medium height, burly build and unhealthy appearance, who bears some resemblance to a bean, and who in many cases has only the attractiveness and athletic ability of one. (Cf. Beefcake- an athletic, muscular person.)

3. (In science fiction) The largest and most powerful caste of Beanoid, a race of giant sentient bipedal extraterrestrial bean beings. Beancakes almost invariably occupy the upper echelons of Beanoid military hierarchy and are second only to Beanmasters in the level of authority they hold within Beanoid society.

Finding that the Cantonese-style red beancake was much to his liking, Jason ordered several more for the road

Tom, with his short stature, flabby build and unlovely appearance bore all the trademark characteristics of a beancake- an unfortunate fact which coupled with the starkly contrasting elegance and refinement of his associates meant he was often quickly dismissed as a possible partner by the women he would meet out on the town

The biggest and most aggressive form of Beanoid, Beancakes can be distinguished from others of their species not only by their imposing physique and strength, but also the excessively impressive weapons they heft and the indecorous kill-trophies with which they commonly festoon their armour

Beancake by Charlemagne1993 October 4, 2017

bedquake 

When he thrusts so hard that the bed shakes violently to the point where you begin to concern about the legs of the bed snapping or the headboard damaging the wall.

(Man thrusts)
*bed shakes, and almost breaks causing a bedquake

bedquake by xx_grimes_xx June 30, 2016

Bearquake 

The worst natural disaster known to man, a cross between a bear attack and an earthquake.

"This just in , we have reports from San Fransisco that indicate a bearquake is imminent! Remember to stand in a doorframe with your bear mace, make sure that the nozzle is pointed out and you stand away from the windows!

Bearquake by supermegadeathfuzz October 23, 2010

Beanicakes 

Beanicakes powerful

Beanicakes is the most powerful man I the universe

Beanicakes by Beanicakes October 25, 2019