Bean Lord is the greatest of them all. The same as Floor Tentacles and The Spaghetti Monster. The proper pronunciation of Bean is MBAE-NS or BOI-NS with a very short “E” and a long “A”. Blyat is also associated with the Bean Lord.
A dude with a massive dong that is the definition of superiority. Bean Lord is a dude will do just about anything stupid. With his fast car and their looks, bean lord will pick up all the men.