beanganeese 

A rare language spoken by the deciduous people of Upum. These people typically are adorned in chain drive wallets, and have ten strand rat tails. They also are habitual junk buyers, who sell for less than the original purchase price. If questioned, they will reply with, "go fuck yourself!"

Dat dare smelly bastard must speak Beanganeese. Look at dat damn rat tail, couldn't even make a paint brush out of that sumbitch!

beanganeese by Merf December 25, 2016