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bean baging

bean baging is the same as tea baging apart from you use the female clitoris and labia instead of the males testicals.
jonny: my wife bean baged me last night!

bob: bean baging... did wot? whats that then?

jonny: you know when you drop your bollocks in her gob and get her to humm!

bob: yes tea baging?

jonny: well she does the same, yet she stands over you straddle legged, and gives you a mouthfull of flange whilst you humm the national anthem.

bob: marvallous!
by elcaci April 27, 2009
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Bean-bagging

Using testicles to "plank" any random object. The concept was first introduced by Frank Kramer during the Heidi and Frank Show as a funny reaction to all the dick pics that were being released by public figures like Anthony Weiner and Brett Favre.

Also referred to as "ball planking"
Did you see Jerry bean-bagging the photo of Katie's face? It looked like she was licking his balls.
by dakara930 October 13, 2011
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jake - hey john, what did ya get up last night?
john - Oh me and jane were bean bagging, was awesome!
by johnyyyy December 28, 2007
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Bean Bagging

That act of inserting ones testicals into anothers anus.
Last night I was bean bagging Sharon and my nuts got twisted!
by OJ January 23, 2019
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Bean-bagging

Verb.
When someone comes up to greet you, but instead of shaking your hand they grab your balls. Usually performed by very forward females or athletes.
"Hannah was so drunk last night she straight up bean-bagged me"

"A good bean-bagging is quite the treat!"
by Pterodactyl AKA Meghan August 2, 2007
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Bean Bagging

When a female places her clitoris directly on someone or something
Stacy got drunk last night and kept bean bagging me!
by hoopbaby September 6, 2018
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Bean Bagging

Help me, she’s bean bagging me” - As I play Call of Duty
by KillerBeanz April 11, 2025
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