Using testicles to "plank" any random object. The concept was first introduced by Frank Kramer during the Heidi and Frank Show as a funny reaction to all the dick pics that were being released by public figures like Anthony Weiner and Brett Favre.
Verb.
When someone comes up to greet you, but instead of shaking your hand they grab your balls. Usually performed by very forward females or athletes.
"Hannah was so drunk last night she straight up bean-bagged me"