bealls kid

Bealls kids all buy their shirts from Bealls which is synonymous for having those dumb shirts that say 'If I throw a stick will you go away' or 'Sister for sale' that think they're funny, but truly aren't. They wear the same pants everyday, or switch off pants every week. They are poster children ugly Vans that you wouldn't be caught dead skateboarding in. All other shirts that don't have a dumb pun on the front were obviously bought from their mother. They wear backpacks that aren't normal like a camo one or a bright orange one, not your typical jansport backpack. They've been known to wear necklaces that they think make them look hardass.

'Dude did you see that bealls kid hanging around the auditorium steps'
'Yeah the one with the 'I see stupid people' shirt?'

by louis dink February 2, 2008

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No-Balls Kid

A "male" who lacks gonads but at the same time is not a female. True to its name, the No-Balls Kid has an extremely high pitched voice due to its deficiencies. In addition, they tend to compensate for what they don't have by trying to act badass. However, this usually fails and they just end up looking even more like what they are.

???: Hey look at me guys! I'm the greatest effin' thing since.... who's the savior of Christianity again?
Avg Guy: Its Jesus, you douche.
???: Oh yeah whatever.
Avg Guy: Ugh... stupid no-balls kid

by kingofthekill March 31, 2009

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