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beaker disease 

Disease pertaining to the importance of the self. Much like the Muppets character 'Beaker' who repeatedly screams "ME ME ME ME ME ME ME", those who suffer from this overbearing selfishness('beaker disease')are similarly self obsessed and generally unaware of their own symptoms. Discovered by the original 'Bear' who first noticed the condition prevalent in several female members of his clan.

Female subjects are often to be found over relying on their elders and various family members despite the fact that there is no possibility the same gestures of kindness will ever be shown in return.
We have had enough of '*****'she has a severe case of beaker disease
beaker disease by hannah parker March 28, 2008
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Bobby Baker disease

When you are overly obsessed with bobby baker for no reason....
"Oh my lord I think i have bobby Baker disease! He is so fucking hot."