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beacon high school 

School of crazy hipster, vegans and trumpet playin scarce. If you are lucky you can find the rare giraffe kid or the plum man. 98% percentage of female students are still in 2008 and go by the phrase "RAWR XD".
Friend 1:Woa wanna go back to 2008?
Friend 2: Tots mcgoats brother!
Friend 1: let's stroll over to Beacon High School with are heelies
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beacon high school 

The Beacon School is a highly-selective college-preparatory public high school in the Hell's Kitchen area of Manhattan in New York City near Times Square and the Theater District. Beacon is a member of a group of schools called the New York Performance Standards Consortium.

Instead of the regular NY State required graduation assessments (Regents Exams), students at Beacon complete performance-based assessments (PBAs) in History, Science, Math, English. However, they still also need to earn a passing score on the ELA Regents Exam.

I AM A STUDENT HERE right now and the school is OK at best. There are ALOT OF BADDIES but that number will go down as a bunch of bumbaclot kids mess up the school. Your first crush will be your crush of many - however, you will soon see that the girl you like has a body count of one hundred with a snapscore of 1.2 million.

Also, be on the lookout for Mr. BEALS and Mr. MOSCOW!!!

AND DON'T DO DRUGS! THE SCHOOL BECAME A HELLHOLE OF GHETTOS WITH NO LIFE AND NO REASON FOR GETTING INTO BEACON WHILE ON METH AND HEROIN SMOKING ZAZA AND PLAYING FRILL MUSIC IN THE CAFETERIA
Mr. Beals: I AM MR. BEALS AND I WEAR A USMC T-SHIRT EVERYDAY WITH TAN AIR FORCES AND I LOVE TO YELL AT KIDS AND FAIL ALL OF THEM!

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Kid 1: Hey! You know Jay Critch went to beacon high school?

Kid 2: I don't care. I am only applying for the BADDIES!

Kid 2: Gets Accepted
Kid 2: One week later: GRA GRA GANG GANG GANG IM SMOKIN ON LOTTI THESE OPPS ON MY DICK YEE YEE YEEEEEE
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026