1 part rum
1 part vodka
one part boone's farm peach "wine"
canned peaches or pineapple
ice
blender

blend together and get girl drink drunk to the point that you're singing the theme to The Golden Girls.
Thank you for being a friend.
by JenThe80'sFan March 22, 2004
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The Bea Arthur is the region between the genital area and the anus. It is also known as the perineum, choad, taint, and grundle.
The other day when I was climbing a steel picket fence, I ripped my Bea Arthur so bad my prostate fell out and rolled down my leg. It took a surgeon two hours and 50 stitches to close it up again!
by Big Daddy2112 January 19, 2006
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Noun (Bee-Arth-uhrs): 1) Slang terminology for the act of smoking marijuana out of a bong or water pipe 2) Bong Rips 3) the actress the played maude on Golden Girls (television series)
Randy was super stoned because he took one too many bea arthurs.
Say Jon, how about we throw down on a dub on hit up some bea arthurs?
by CatYoureSeekin January 4, 2008
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A sex position coined by AV Club's head writer Nathan Rabin in which a female partner lies on her back wearing a strap-on, and the male receiving partner in the reverse frog squat position is anally penetrated.
Nia Vardalos practices Bea Arthur's Revenge on the adventurous third date.

Like Iverson, Nas was apparently also average in size, but much kinkier. He was into everything: Beetle-boxing, Bea Arthur’s Revenge, Reverse Kickstand, Upside-Down Flying Unicycle, the Backward Unicorn, the whole nine yards.
by 15-year old boy named Michael February 19, 2010
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