While your girl is sleeping, jizz all over her tits. Then lay the top sheet on it. In the morning when it's dried up it peels off her like a sticky band-aid! Just as SEK did back in Naim.

Scott was mad his girl didn't want sex, so he beat off in her and gave her a sticky band-aid

Sticky Band-aid by Rhino77 December 5, 2013

bandersnap

A machine gun like release of pent up gas.

Moose was both horrified and amused as he fell backwards into arms of his fellow team builders unable to control the powerful release of a fluttering bandersnap.

bandersnap by Tennisbum February 3, 2010

Band-Aid Solution

Using a quick fix to deal with a problem temporarily, only to have it re-emerge later. It is a fundamental cornerstone of modern society.

An example of a Band-Aid Solution:

I bought my girlfriend a gift, because she was upset that I told her she was fat. She's still fat.

Band-Aid Solution by Jon Wuzy November 20, 2011

Bandaid Bus

An ambulance. "Bandaid Bus" is a term commonly used among firefighters to refer to an ambulance.

"Sorry, man... Can't make it on Saturday. I'm workin' the bandaid bus all night."

Bandaid Bus by ChescoMedic March 27, 2010

Band 5 Bullshitter

An NHS Employee that tells lies.

That nurse said I had cancer, it turns out I had the clap, she is a band 5 bullshitter

Band 5 Bullshitter by jonny bogroll the seventh May 6, 2021

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026