bazlongio 

1. some sh** a tumblr user inveted for nothing. 2. This really don't mean anything.

What the hell bazlongio means?

bazlongio by Tomoyo Amyoto December 9, 2012

Balonious

A purposeful lie about a false statement. A combination of bologna and erroneous. A fabricated error.

It can be used in a courtroom. For example, "That is balonious and you are felonious!"

"The young man's arrogant boasting about his exceptional athletic ability proved to be balonious when his team lost the game."

Balonious by Jordan Clouse September 7, 2009

Bazinga bazongo my wife is in the Congo 

To troll (v).

Trolled (adj).

Troller (n).

Troll(lolololololo)

“Yeah man, she said bazinga bazongo my wife is in the Congo. Then she burned down my house with my mom inside.”
“Damn bro, that’s cold.”

Bazinga bazongo my wife is in the Congo by Sorry I killed ur mom December 6, 2021

Bazongo

A funnier way to say "Bazinga"

Brian:"I just lost my pants"
Randy:"Bazongo"

Bazongo by Cornelius22222 October 24, 2019

baloniolas 

Ariolas that are the size of a slice of bologna (baloney) because they've stretched out from breast implants surgeries

Wow, check out that chick across the bar. I can see her boobs thru her top and she's packing some 1st class baloniolas

baloniolas by jquebby September 21, 2020