baysoline

A petroleum derived liquid mixture. Primarily used as fuel for the numerous explosions typically seen in films directed by Michael Bay.

Baysoline is a colorless volatile liquid among a series of movie-made aromatic hydrocarbons. Dangerously unstable and highly toxic, the combustion of baysoline is a extremely exothermic reaction. Perfect for Michael Bay directed movies, small amounts of baysoline produce large volumes of hot gas.

Head Pyrotechnician: Careful unloading those barrels Drew! There's enough Baysoline on that truck to turn this set into a 90 minute display of epic Decepticon pwnage!

Drew: Jesus Christ! Why does Michael need all this fuel?

Head Pyrotechnician: Well when you're movies hardly have any relevant dialog or plausible storyline... Shoot you're gonna have to fill three-quarters of the film with perfectly shot explosion scenes.

Drew: Are we that Baysoline-dependent?

Head Pyrotechnician: I guess when Shia LeBeouf and Ben Affleck are you're lead actors... Then yes.

Michael Bay: QUIET ON SET! Camera?... Sound?

Clapperboard Operator: Jailbait Boobsplosion: Revenge of The Augmented, scene 24, take 3!

Michael Bay: aaaaaaaand ACTION!

by Define Me! July 27, 2009

bassline junkie

Someone who doesn't need drugs for a high they only need a big dirty stinking bass. They may be seen dancing eratically and fist pumping like there's no tomorrow in clubs. They can be misinterpretted for a bass junkie but they are infact bassline junkies that only get high off music.

For example
- “did you see those girls in garlands last night”
- “yeah they were going for it”
- “yeah proper bassline junkie”

by bassline junkie February 11, 2013

high baseline

Refers to an individual constantly indulged in effortless, trouble-free dopamine hits such that their will power in doing less reward-intensive tasks towards long-term success and fulfillment declines, resulting in an overall decrease in productivity, attentiveness, and satisfaction.

Man, all Luke does is eat junk food, watch Netflix, and play video games. He is so high baseline!

by moud February 20, 2023

baseline piss

Peeing in a urinal or a toilet from the side instead of from the front. Analogous to a basketball player shooting a jump shot from the baseline rather than from the top of the key.

Jamanthony: One sec Reece, I'm bout to take a baseline piss.
Shareece: Who the fuck you think you are b? Shane Battier?
Jamanthony: He got two rings. How many you got Reece?
Shareece: Damn cuz you got me, ok go ahead...

by xjamanthonyx September 22, 2013

4x4 bassline

a sub-genre of garage music that consists of dirty sounding bass sounds with emphesis on the low frequency and bouncy 4x4 beats with reversed kick drums and rolling hi hats. this genre of music is often seen as chavy by the stubborn strain of metal heads and they insist that anyone who listens to 4x4 or bassline are chavs. some people like variation in their music and like to party, ya know what i mean? prsonally i love metal and rock but not as muuch as i love a dirty bassline banger. most moshers are massive legends though!

some artists:
DJ Q
k-orse & Basshound
the squire of gothos
Phatworld (quite Alot from off me nut records)

'oi fred. did u go off me nut last neet? they dropped bombhead riddim by squire and everyone went mental!' ohh yeah...
4x4 bassline :)

by gala bingo May 13, 2014

Bassline

A bassline is musical notes and chords for a bass instrument that is put together in a song.

"Bassline" is not an adjective, you fucking moron.

by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem July 10, 2007

Baseline

The bare minimum standard that a girl must be at or exceed when considering fornication.

Bro: Should I tap?
Dude: Meh, she's baseline.

Bro: I'm tips though. You sure she's baseline?
Dude: Just squint. Definitely baseline. Give her the deezy.

by BetaRhOmicron September 30, 2010