Battyshanked 

The act of being stabbed most violently and humiliatingly in the rectal area.

Losing terribly at something but most commonly associated with hopeless computer game skills.

'As if Pedro is talking that shit, I'm gonna battyshank that bitch'

'Jesus christ your a fucking noob, 1 kill to 15 deaths your a feed train, you got battyshanked'

'You got your pants pulled down there mate' 'Yeah I know I got battyshanked'

Battyshanked by General Degenerate August 23, 2011

BATTYWASH 

jamaican crack dealers do this to female (custy`s) when they have no money but want some candy its consist of washing the (batty)(ass hole) with her tongue for crack cocaine

that girl gave me some battywash for 2 (stones)!!!

BATTYWASH by RICOG$ November 2, 2005

battywass 

Telling a lie - talking rubbish

Originally thought to derive from the Leicestershire area

Don’t talk such battywass Brian

battywass by Sandwichartist7 August 17, 2022

Bottywash 

A warm, soapy, bottom washing ritual
where the wash-ee feels they are benefitting, when in fact the wash-er has deceived them with their cunning and then forced their will upon them

I wasn’t go to stay late at work but I got a Bottywash from the bosses

I only went for the free holiday but I got a Bottywash and now I own part of a timeshare

Bottywash by Danger Hugo November 21, 2023

battymanshangu

battymanshangu, used to describe someone sagging their trousers a lot and showing off their bum

“did you see that battymanshangu”

battymanshangu by puddiavenya February 2, 2024

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019