To be of very little energy and seemingly useless
Jack “I see that lazy bastard has turned up to work today”
Steve “yea I know! He’s as much use as a Poundland battery
by Tomfoolery80 January 3, 2020
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When one partner lays on the floor while the other partner squats over their head. As they take their stance, the "bottom" partner then tases the "top" partner right in the butthole.
While the power was off last night, we decided to lighten the mood with a good 'ol fashion Baghdad battery!
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Sour candy, because sour candy is as bad for your teeth as battery acid.
Pirate: Yarrrgh, do you like battery candy?
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Someone in Titanfall 2 who will give a battery to a teammate, rather than taking it for themselves. These are the most generous people in the whole game, and are awarded in accordance. The only person better would be an Omega Battery Buddy, who is someone that will give you a constant supply of batteries, usually using their boost, while you are in a titan.
1: God, my titan is such low health, I'm done for sure!
2: Nah, its fine dude, I've got a battery for you.
1: Wow, what a true battery buddy

*Battery Buddy is awarded with his own Titan*
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The biggest ASSHOLE on this planet that only the spiteful HUMAN BEINGS can invent.

It is everybody's PRISON CELL

It is why the PRISON UNIFORMS are the COLOR ORANGE in PRISON.
Hey DUMB DUMB it is not a LIVING THING , as THE THING is to make this BATTERY ASSERTION as you have NO POWER and TIME is never yours.

Hey it's like RADIOACTIVE as to tell you the truth as a BATTERY ASSERTION as where can I find a PRISON to give me some more POWER AND TIME?

Here is a BATTERY ASSERTION it takes a certain RANGE OF TIME to get POWER and TIME as well as when you are getting it , it is 0 (COLOR).
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