One crazy motherfucker. Someone with absoultely no common sense and no concept of life, death, and danger. It is uncommon to have a batshit insane person and extremly rare to have a batshit fucking insane person because they are usually dead.
Normal guy: Damn, the snow is really startin to accumulate, we should head home now before its too dangerous to drive.
Crazy guy: No way, i can drive though anything!
Batshit insane guy: What is it? 15 degrees? Lets go camping bitches!
Batshit fucking insane guy: LETS GET DRUNK AS HELL, CLIMB TREES AND FIND TARZAN SO WE CAN FUCK HIS SISTER!!!
Normal guy: Wow, you are truly batshit fucking insane.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"