The act of entering a public bathroom (most commonly a school bathroom), and destroying the absolute shit out of it. Can be taken literally or metaphorically. Acts of destruction include but are not limited to, throwing small baby carrots at people taking a shit in the stall, Mario punching the ceiling tiles, punching the soap dispenser and stealing the soap, pissing in a bag and leaving it there, clogging the toilet with toilet paper, taking the whole ass roll of toilet paper and running out of the bathroom leaving a huge trail (don't get caught), and throwing loud poppers. Its imperative you don't get caught or else it doesn't count.
Nick: "Holy shit guys, you know what time it is?"
Josh: "BATHROOMBOMBING TIME!"
Nick: Proceeds to Mario punch the shit out of the ceiling tiles
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!