A ridiculous pastime, played mainly in "pubs" in Kent by tossers called Rupert with plums in their mouths and cocks in their arses (in fact, homosexuality is often a requirement to actually participate in the sport in some pubs).
Rupert: "Fancy a quick game of bat and trap, Miles?"
Miles: "Only once we've finished this round of the biscuit game, looks like I've lost again!!!"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!