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A smoking hot meerkat lookalike of a man. Has never touched a woman and yearns for acknowledgment from one. He gets excited at the touch of his own mother. He loves baked beans on a plain tortilla and is willing to eat his own fecal matter if thats what it comes to. He enjoys to cross dress in secret and wears a generous amount of ocean blue lipstick at all times. He smells like the inside of a dead badgers gut, but in an oddly pleasant way. His glutes are comparable to Kim kardashian and his thighs are simply exquisite. He is truly a wonder of a creature.
You haven’t showered in a while you smell like a Barzeen.
Barzeen by George Patterson October 30, 2019
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Swag fags and party tards have grown up influenced by him. They are also white.
Hey LOOK that kids a total barzee.
barzee by Son Of A Dickhole May 22, 2014
Bareen is a girl who knows what she is doing. She is mostly one to have nice thick eyebrows and beautiful hair and eyes. She is a peacemaker, she will solve your problems and feel proud. She is one to be about 5'5 tall. She is exotic and cool, but most of all she is confident.
Bareen has such nice eyebrows. I also love how confident she is.
bareen by Laylalalala October 3, 2017

John Bardeen 

John Bardeen was an amazing physicist who happens to aslo be the only person to win the nobel prize in physics twice. Many consider him to be the most influencial physicist for the invention of the transistor, which without we wouldn't have 99% of modern electronics.
John Bardeen died in 1991.
John Bardeen by Someone April 17, 2005
barleen is very shy very kind and generous baddie
Bully- give it to me
Me- :(

Barleen- give it back loser
Lass mal einen barzen...
barzen by Marison April 5, 2004
To be crazy, wild, a rebel, breaking the rules.
That girl's crazy!

Yea I know, she's so barreen!
Barreen by KoolKurd April 24, 2009