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barm cake 

you barm cake, they were spelt like that in our chippy in Manchester 1980...not fucking 'Balm Cakes'....too effin posh! Thats a posh moisturiser
barm cake by theflightymadam August 3, 2009

Barm Cake 

When a man develops a bald spot on there crown it looks like a barm cake
Friar Tuck or Zinadine Zidane baldness in the shape of a barm cake
Barm Cake by Leepy April 18, 2006

Barm cake 

To barm cake is to ask for anal sex
Jill can I barm cake you?
Barm cake by Matty d September 30, 2014

Tomato Barmcake 

Enlarged / well endowed female clitoral region
Look at the beetle bonnet on that, it's like a tomato barmcake gone wrong

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026