barkwood

When a backwoods blunt has less then 3gs of weed in it

Yo fuck dat! You smokin a Barkwoods bruh dat shit make me puke!!!!!!!

by SlabXray February 11, 2018

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Backwoods Punch

A uppercut blow to the balls

Yeah that guy have mike a Backwoods Punch in the balls

by Flannel & Mr. Anderson October 11, 2010

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Alabama Backwoods Assdangle

The act of stringing up your cousin at a family gathering and engaging in anal sex with him or her. This act is continued by the entire family.

"We're having an Alabama Backwoods Assdangle this weekend. It should be fun my cousin is hot as shit."

by kinglinesskrabs September 22, 2011

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backwoods brush ape

A backwoods brush ape is a sister fucking, one tooth Arkansas hillbilly. Or like one of the hillbillies from the movie deliverence.

Orlando - "hey man do you want to go make that fat man squeal like a pig?"
Manuel - "why not have incest sex first?"
Jake - "you guys are a bunch of BACKWOODS BRUSH APES"

by Sauron's Belligerent Cock Ring May 14, 2015

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backwoodssheepfucker

All the people who live in Northeast Pennsylvania!!!

When in N.E. Pa, passing any random open field could reveal a man wearing fishing boots with a sheep held snuggly to his groin area. This is an example of a backwoodssheepfucker.

by Schmoozer71 August 2, 2010

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