When one fucks a fat chick at the beach, and proceeds to dip his moist penis into the sand, then putting it back into the vagina, making the seal bark!
German:dude, what's with the hand print across your face?
George: I just got back fromthe beach with Grace... And gave her the Barking Seal! It didn't go well with her
George: I just got back fromthe beach with Grace... And gave her the Barking Seal! It didn't go well with her
by Therealkidnplay September 07, 2010
When you fuck a fat chick on the beach. Then swiftly dip your dick into the sand and shove your dick back in. She should resemble a barking seal.
by Brylon713 September 07, 2010
The choking sound one makes when they are giving a blowjob and the other persons pubes get caught in their braces (n.)
by That white kid tho December 04, 2013