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When you go to a Buffet meal and its the food is cold/old/nasty.
Man, I had that hot breakfast barffet. Man that shit was sick!
Barffet by Myndmelt January 28, 2010
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barnfest 

to barn means that you are a barnacle... on the hull of whomever you are barning. actually just creeper style.

a bunch of guys following, stalking, or annoying a really hot girl
all the guys barnfest leesa like she is the last girl on the planet!

barffet  

A friend once told me that cash is the ultimate currency in the group birthday dinner setting. Harder to get screwed on the bill he said. Unless of course that meal is a lunch barffet at Cabaret Royale (or insert random strip club in your hood) in which case forgetaboutit. Wise man.
barffet by DallasLawMan December 16, 2008
A race track in Australia as pronounced by South Australian inbreds
Y'all snoodling off to baffest to catch us a tootling good time wachem dem motorised ve ikles doing sum mighty hot laps
baffest by Wikdog June 17, 2023