barnfest 

to barn means that you are a barnacle... on the hull of whomever you are barning. actually just creeper style.

a bunch of guys following, stalking, or annoying a really hot girl

all the guys barnfest leesa like she is the last girl on the planet!

barnfest by UnitedStatesSwimming911 April 28, 2008

barffest 

A Chicago bears game at soldier field.

Even though the badass green bay packers are playing at the barffest, i'm still not going.

barffest by supacool(o)(o) September 18, 2009