bar face 

usually sets in around your 4th or 5th drink of alcohol, it occurs when your face becomes expressionless and thus less attractive. Can be a particular downside when attempting to attract members of the opposite sex

Brandon:"Woah, John's not doing to well over there with the ladies. He looks totally plastered"

Nate: "You're right. Better get him some gum to chew quick to get rid of that bar face!"

bar face by Natron B November 6, 2009

Facebook Stalker Bar

The 'friend activity' feed added to the right side of your screen as part of the 9/21/11 changes to Facebook's layout.

Dude, the new Facebook Stalker Bar is stalkerific!! I used to have to work to creep on my Facebook crush, but now everything she does or says on Facebook comes right to my screen!

Facebook Stalker Bar by ralfdallas September 23, 2011

barface 

A discription of an unnatural, or ugly face.
(Barf + Face)

A: What happened to your face?
B: I got beat up yesterday.
A: Wow, that's some barface you got there!

barface by noijdoih September 19, 2009