baqlava

The Iranian way of saying Baklava due to them always like to have their own naming on food, technology almost everything, they even steal little islands from countries such as United Arab Emirates and call them whatever they want. Give those islands back mfkers.

Him: do you like Baklava
Iranian: you mean Baqlava? Get fucked bro!
Him: wait what? 💀

by KosNanat December 21, 2023

baklava

A middle-eastern sweet/dessert that tastes really good and that everyone is always mispronouncing.

Susie: I love Backlahhvahh!!!
Abu: you mean baklava...right?
Susie: Baklava?
Abu: you know what, who cares... who even cares

by dragons000000 November 4, 2006

Baklava Hole

A synonym for mouth. Often used by non-Middle Eastern muslims towards Middle-Eastern peoples (usually of any religion) when telling them to be quiet. It is not supposed to be rude. It is a cute and friendly way of telling your friend to hush up in a mock-exasperated tone. It is like "cake hole" or "pie hole", it just employs a food reference to Middle Eastern culture.

Fatima the Lebanese Girl: Yallah, Pria! I need the scissors for this cut-and-paste activity. You've been using them the whole lesson I need them now.
Pria the Bangladeshi Girl: Shut your baklava hole, babe. Here take them.

by Rina Lam October 12, 2011

Baklava

muscle obliquus externus abdominis, six packs, abdomen

I'm going to fitness center to have baklavas by the beginning of summer.

by Mustesar September 8, 2011

Baklava Surprise

Using baklava for a sexual add on

Like whipped cream and chocolate syrup baklava is used during sex. The Baklava surprise comes when you present a piece of baklava on your penis for fellatio or when you insert a piece for cunnilingus.

by dirtygreakmeister April 16, 2010

balavaja

A different word for weird. Used for people who think weird is such an overused word. The more out of the box type of person.

She's balavaja.
Balavaja people are amazing.

by Roxsanne325 January 16, 2017

baklava

A dessert which thought to be Greek by many stupid brainless people. It is just a Turkish dessert. And Turks do it the best! And they are so proud of every single one of their food. Turks are just not like Greeks.. Greeks steal, Turks don't give shits.

"OH MY GOD! THIS BAKLAVA I HAD IN TURKEY WAS AMAZING!"
"WAS IS THE PISTACHIO ONE? CUZ IT IS THE BEST ONE;)" wink wink***

by turkish_girl May 18, 2016