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banana bandit

A man who steals a boyfriend from another man or a woman.

"I hate Steve. I caught him having sex with my boyfriend, Fred. Steve is such a fucking banana bandit."
banana bandit by deadapostle March 26, 2009

Banana Bandit

This is a racial term for a person of black skin or African origins, it is often used because of the racial stereotype of black people looking like monkeys.
Aww fuck, Banana Bandits stole m' sammich!
Banana Bandit by Cayk September 20, 2010

Banana Bandit

Derogatory term for black person
Man you act like a banana bandit
Banana Bandit by Stretch AKA Slim October 28, 2023

banana slug bandit 

someone who participates in the act of coitus interruptus with total disregard for clothing and furniture, typically resulting in some type of stain resembling a banana slug trail, often the perpetrator is hard to uncover, thus dubbing them a bandit.
ex 1
man 1: dude whats that on your shirt?

man 2: oh shit!!!

man 1: dude, you shoulda changed before you went out today

ex 2
Jeff: you don't want to sit on that couch, the banana slug bandit struck last night!

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026