bananna bandit 

A homosexual that tries to suck of straight men in front of their wives.

That bananna bandit walked right Bob's house and sucked his cock right in front of Jill.

bananna bandit by Skrilllz September 2, 2015

banana bandit

A man who steals a boyfriend from another man or a woman.

"I hate Steve. I caught him having sex with my boyfriend, Fred. Steve is such a fucking banana bandit."

banana bandit by deadapostle March 26, 2009

Banana Bandit

This is a racial term for a person of black skin or African origins, it is often used because of the racial stereotype of black people looking like monkeys.

Aww fuck, Banana Bandits stole m' sammich!

Banana Bandit by Cayk September 20, 2010

Banana Bandit

Derogatory term for black person

Man you act like a banana bandit

Banana Bandit by Stretch AKA Slim October 28, 2023

banana slug bandit 

someone who participates in the act of coitus interruptus with total disregard for clothing and furniture, typically resulting in some type of stain resembling a banana slug trail, often the perpetrator is hard to uncover, thus dubbing them a bandit.

ex 1
man 1: dude whats that on your shirt?

man 2: oh shit!!!

man 1: dude, you shoulda changed before you went out today

ex 2
Jeff: you don't want to sit on that couch, the banana slug bandit struck last night!

banana slug bandit by 1armwonder March 21, 2010