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Banana Rider 

Used to describe someone whose sole purpose is the enjoyment of another person. Typically used in video games like Team Fortress 2. In that example, a banana rider would be a medic who latches onto one single player and does not heal or help anyone else. They typically do not give this treatment to just anyone. A banana rider typically knows its subject or the subject has proven worthy of banana riding.

In Team Fortress 2 a banana rider can also be a pyro or a heavy whose only job is to protect an engineer from spys and demos.

The term could also be used in sports, to describe someone who always passes the ball/puck/etc to their favorite player.

Famous people typically have several banana riders that roll with them wherever they go and wait on them hand and food, brown nose, and defend their subject at all costs.
"That heavy sucks without his fucking banana rider"

"I need a banana rider to keep these gd spys off me"

"John Stockton was Karl Molone's banana rider"

"I was going to get Snoop's autograph but i couldn't get past his banana riders"
Banana Rider by Gnadger September 19, 2009
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A non-Asian woman who has some obsession about fucking Asian men

Not too many of them around but there are a few if one looks in the right places
TOM: Yo man, I can't believe it - Liz is going out with another Asian guy
HEATH: Wasn't she dating one before?
TOM: Yeah man, I'm telling you, this chick is a mad BANANA RIDER
banana rider by iluv6902 August 2, 2009

Mexican banana boat ride

Derived from the phallic appearance of the yellow tubes carrying riders pulled by a boat that look like giant bananas. Thus a banana boat ride can be a euphemism for sex. Ergo, slang for sex with a Mexican man, usually associated with a tourist in Mexico having sex with a local man on vacation
While on vacation in Mexico, James invited Ricardo back to his hotel room for a Mexican banana boat ride.

Ride the banana sled 

To whip out your dick at a fruit stand, ice cream store, or ice cream aisle at a grocery store
"I'm gonna go ride the banana sled at Kroger. Wanna come?

Banana-Butt Rascal Ride 

When a old man is riding his rascal wheelchair around waiting for the perfect young man to try to lure with his multicontained pipe, 5 hour energy and a surprise banana that he definetly couldnt have pulled it out of his jeans pocket, that only could be meant for you to sit on while he gives you an exciting ride on his rascal.
I was walking down the road when i saw this old man in a rascal wheel chair which only meant one thing, BANANA-BUTT RASCAL RIDES!!!
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026