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balljugglied 

Pronounced like:: (baw-jug-lead) It’s When your sister-in-law’s new/old boy fran keeps hittin you up for drugs and weed but just tellin her it’s only weed and then actin a fool and gettin me snapped up in that shit and then her sister/ my wife be talking and eyebrows raised and such and fuck man, like moderation most of the time and then throttle down when you have the chance but don’t floor it from jump homie. Blend in Maf, Toyota Corolla if ya gotta, just until it’s time. I mean Fack. Don’t you fuckin fuck….I just….you motha fuckin…..
I swear to fuckin chri….No talking. Next one who talks gets stuck. Something small. Thin. Kinda like your fuckin dick. Just long enough to wonder what happened and then yer bleeding and feeling faint. Wait..? WTF??! Kinda fell out right there…..Zzzzzzzz
Throttle down You dumb som bitch. If you fucked around and got me BallJugglied over some Busch-League, fuckin HeD-Shit….Breh….Trunk Party…..
But no for real ,Pry Jussa strongly werded E-Mail to the powers that be over there, and let ‘em know That I’m downright purturbed. Golly gee I truly felt like stickin a knife thru ya windpipe slooowww….
balljugglied by #FlexLuthor November 13, 2021
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balljugglies 

When someone all up in yo shit. It means they up in ya Bizness. Too close. Take a step back mane, you standing on my Dick!
You see dudes ol lady come over here the other day talking some shit all up in dem Balljugglies.
balljugglies by #FlexLuthor November 13, 2021
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