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Blue Ball Shuffle 

A Blue Ball Shuffle begins during the walk home from a female's place of residence. You then proceed to go through the steps of the evening trying to figure out what you did wrong to keep the night from ending in coitus. The Blue Ball Shuffle excursion home often ends in masturbation and sometimes even sobbing.
Eric was sure he was going to get with Linda Friday night, but he ended up on a blue ball shuffle before midnight.
Blue Ball Shuffle by TheDoc88 November 2, 2010

nine ball knuckle shuffle 

playing with one's balls.
I saw Tommy doing the nine ball knuckle shuffle yesterday in his room. He really needs to stop jacking off on weekdays.

Bullstuff 

A TV-friendly version of "bullshit".
"Bullstuff mothalova!"
Bullstuff by Hollaback1212 January 5, 2009

ballstaff 

masturbating with your left hand while giuding it with your right
" my right hand is bandeged up so i had to ballstaff it last night
ballstaff by David the bravid July 6, 2005

Ballstiff 

an exclaimation or term of excitement capable of describing both a positive or negative situation. An adverb and adjective for all occassions
"That band played a BALLSTIFF set last night" or "My parents grounded me for downloading porn onto my mums laptop... total BALLSTIFF"
Ballstiff by ddoobley February 23, 2010

Bullstuffing 

A less derrogatory way of saying "Bullshit"
"Man why you bullstuffin?"
Bullstuffing by Kamikaze April 25, 2004
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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