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Blue Ball Shuffle 

A Blue Ball Shuffle begins during the walk home from a female's place of residence. You then proceed to go through the steps of the evening trying to figure out what you did wrong to keep the night from ending in coitus. The Blue Ball Shuffle excursion home often ends in masturbation and sometimes even sobbing.
Eric was sure he was going to get with Linda Friday night, but he ended up on a blue ball shuffle before midnight.
Blue Ball Shuffle by TheDoc88 November 2, 2010

nine ball knuckle shuffle 

playing with one's balls.
I saw Tommy doing the nine ball knuckle shuffle yesterday in his room. He really needs to stop jacking off on weekdays.

Bullstuff 

A TV-friendly version of "bullshit".
"Bullstuff mothalova!"
Bullstuff by Hollaback1212 January 5, 2009

ballstaff 

masturbating with your left hand while giuding it with your right
" my right hand is bandeged up so i had to ballstaff it last night

Ballstiff 

an exclaimation or term of excitement capable of describing both a positive or negative situation. An adverb and adjective for all occassions
"That band played a BALLSTIFF set last night" or "My parents grounded me for downloading porn onto my mums laptop... total BALLSTIFF"
Ballstiff by ddoobley February 23, 2010

Bullstuffing 

A less derrogatory way of saying "Bullshit"
"Man why you bullstuffin?"
Bullstuffing by Kamikaze April 25, 2004