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ball scratching 

Ball scratching is the act of getting paid for sitting on your ass.
Particularly if you work in IT and just sit in front of the PC waiting for something to come up.

Also referred to as scrapesticle
guy1: Dude, you're working on Christmas, that's rough!
guy2: Hell no, I get paid double to do a whole day of ball scratching.
ball scratching by Ashko November 23, 2009
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ball scratching 

Describing a boring situation. Originally from the hebrew term Legarbetz, a shortening of "Legared Beytzim", to scratch balls. When you're so bored you just scratch your balls.
Boy - no beer, no chicks, no TV... That was a ball scratching Tuesday.
ball scratching by Ariel Shalev October 23, 2005

ball scratching 

What a Pakistani cricketer does and thinks its parts of the rules when playing Cricket, when it is clearly against the rules of Cricket.

Past notorious cheats of cricket include:

Mohammed Asif (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shoaib Akhtar (steroid taking to bowl fast)
Shahid Afridi (ball scratching)
Aussie: Hey paki why u ball scratching?

Paki: Its part of the rules, cricket jihad handbook. This is how we won T20 World cup.
ball scratching by AussieOyeOye February 1, 2010

Ball Scratching N' Sniffin

Scratching Your Testicles and Sniffing Your Hand
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026