ball crusher

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A more advanced practitioner of the art of ballbusting. A woman who lives to demean men, to figuratively crush their testicles into a fine powder so that the wind can disperse it and leave no trace that the man ever had any testicles.

Go out there and do battle with the ball crushers of the world, my son.

ball crusher by Pussy-whipped schmuck February 11, 2007

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ball crusher

A ball crusher is a device made from either metal or often clear acrylic that squeezes the testicles slowly by turning a nut or screw. How tight it is clamped depends on the pain tolerance of the person it is used on. A ball crusher is often combined with bondage, either with a partner or by oneself.

The testicles are squeezed by a ball crusher, which is made of metal or often clear acrylic .

ball crusher by 1234567890abcdefghij June 30, 2020

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Monkey Miami Ball Crusher

When you punch someone in the balls at mach 20 and devastate any dreams they have along side their bills at the hospital.
Most effective in cemeteries.

Holy SHIT!!! That guy got MONKEY MIAMI BALL CRUSHERED!!!
Did you hear about John? He got Monkey Miami Ball Crushed at the party, he's never gonna recover from that...

Monkey Miami Ball Crusher by The Miami Monkey January 17, 2022

ball crushers

The term refering to girl's pants worn on a guy. The jeans, usually tight and ripped, are probably uncomfortable, but they do give the guy a nice-looking ass.

OMG Tina, did you see those ball crushers?! They're tighter than my jeans!

ball crushers by Teresa L July 28, 2008

ballcrusher0

A favorite mutual of mine, ballcrusher0 makes very quality, sometimes scary content, all i and many others stand for and agree with

Ballcrusher0 just posted his among us poppit! How entertaining and thought provoking

ballcrusher0 by Definitely not Michael Cera August 22, 2021

ballcrushers

Very tight jeans, as worn by a male. Nicknamed 'ballcrushers' because of their presumed effects.

The agony caused by Tony Blair's ballcrushers may have led to the invasion of Iraq.

ballcrushers by Dr Dougalstein May 13, 2008

ballcrusher0

A favorite mutual of mine, ballcrusher0 makes very quality, sometimes scary content, all i and many others stand for and agree with

Ballcrusher0 just posted his among us poppit! How entertaining and thought provoking

ballcrusher0 by Definitely not Michael Cera August 22, 2021

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026