West Coast Canadian slang for getting so high/stoned/baked off the good ‘ol marijuana/weed/chron/pot/giggle bush, that you feel as though you have suddenly lost all of your body hair, and are now so completely and utterly hairless, that you are able to transcend through the universe and feel complete, once again.
Whoa man, that weed we smoked last night got me so fucking bald!”
by Big Chiller Jim (J’cB) November 21, 2020
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The process of losing hair due to stress or competitiveness.
Joe is balding, I think it is because he is highly stressed.
by WJENFFNG July 16, 2017
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perhaps the most common way to describe a man who is either losing his hair or has none at all.
A bald man is beautiful when his heart is too.
by Anna Isabella November 2, 2006
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to have no hair where it is suppose to be
Britney Spears;

to be bald is now known as "To pull a Britney."
by Ashalee March 20, 2007
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when you're wig has been repeatedly snatched with such force and conviction that it takes parts of your real hair as well, thus making it seem like you're balding
"Charli XCX just released a new song, have you heard it yet??!"
"YES IT'S SO GOOD I'M BALDING!!!"
by Zaniel November 29, 2021
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Taller than your hair.
Vin Deisil is bald.
by Neil Deprume and Deameon Havok February 11, 2006
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Strangely stupid, not intelligent in a weird way.
Nathan ate an expired yogurt. He is bald.
Look at those bald soldiers going to war!
by sweetnsour39 June 22, 2006
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