Bald spots 

A BIG ASS patch of hair missing from someones head. Old people usually have these. People aren`t meant to be BALD!!!!!!

Young person: "Yo..did you see the BIG ASS BALD SPOT on that old granny?! Man that granny FUGLY!!!!"
Old person: "Would`ya pipe down sunny.. your`e enterupting my picnic"

Bald spots by Stephanie Soquet January 31, 2004

Bald spots 

Its not a bald spot, its a solar panel for my bullshit machine

That's one nasty bald spot

Bald spots by ReadySebbyGo January 27, 2005

baldspot 

Can be used as a verb, noun, adjective. It means bad or uncool.

That guys new girlfriend is so baldspot looking!

baldspot by mamaboozie March 27, 2009

Baldspotting 

Attempting to determine whether or not a woman has shaved herself bald by staring at her camel-toe.

Joe: Hey, I was doing some baldspotting at the yoga party yesterday

Mike: What?

Joe: Yeah, you know, checking to see if any of those chicks were bald under their yoga pants

Baldspotting by urbanmale1969 September 13, 2011

Baldspots 

An empty patch of hair on a fore head or upper skull.

The Miller's daughter, Michelle, has many baldspots on her head and frankly it is disgusting.

Baldspots by johnnytwoshoesdawg January 17, 2008

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020