Bald spots

A BIG ASS patch of hair missing from someones head. Old people usually have these. People aren`t meant to be BALD!!!!!!

Young person: "Yo..did you see the BIG ASS BALD SPOT on that old granny?! Man that granny FUGLY!!!!"
Old person: "Would`ya pipe down sunny.. your`e enterupting my picnic"

Bald spots by Stephanie Soquet January 31, 2004

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Bald spots

Its not a bald spot, its a solar panel for my bullshit machine

That's one nasty bald spot

Bald spots by ReadySebbyGo January 27, 2005

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baldspot

Can be used as a verb, noun, adjective. It means bad or uncool.

That guys new girlfriend is so baldspot looking!

baldspot by mamaboozie March 27, 2009

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Baldspotting

Attempting to determine whether or not a woman has shaved herself bald by staring at her camel-toe.

Joe: Hey, I was doing some baldspotting at the yoga party yesterday

Mike: What?

Joe: Yeah, you know, checking to see if any of those chicks were bald under their yoga pants

Baldspotting by urbanmale1969 September 13, 2011

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Baldspots

An empty patch of hair on a fore head or upper skull.

The Miller's daughter, Michelle, has many baldspots on her head and frankly it is disgusting.

Baldspots by johnnytwoshoesdawg January 17, 2008

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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