bald

uncool, underhanded, selfish

Your roommate owes you over $300 bucks back rent and he has the nerve to go out and buy an XBOX? Dude, that's so bald.

(also used with "did or doing")

Tony told your fiance about what happened at the bachelor party. Man he did you bald.

or

Your girlfriend is screwing the whole wrestling squad, she's totally doing you bald, man.

by Shane Arnold March 29, 2005

Bald

About the lowest tier of human you can be
techincally the opposite of the ebionic tier of humans which are dominant and great

incel :"you are wrong and i have won the argument"
Ben shapiro: "nop bald"
incel : "NOOOO"
incel has lost this battle

by jeffy pooped his pants again March 7, 2021

bald

Can have a variety of meanings, but it mainly means to be without something, or lacking something. Here are some words that bald can easily replace: ugly, poor, stupid, broke, etc.

Yeah, I can't go out tonight, I don't have money, I'm bald.

Tina: Yeah, that boy from my Physics class asked me for my number...
Me: Did you give it to him?
Tina: Yeah!
Me: Why? He's so bald! And so are you for giving it to him!

by PrettyLips March 18, 2008

bald

Britney spears
she's loosin all her hair

God help Britney she is turning bald !

by ginnx October 4, 2007

Bald

exact opposite of cap

"The sky is green today"
"Bro thats skrate bald"

by Sink Fire December 8, 2020

Bald

To act bald with someone is not to make time for someone, or simply be angry for no reason, and generally be a very strict person

Why is he acting so bald with me?

by Faustski February 4, 2006

Balding

A new and improved deffiniton for "Balling" It means wealthy. Simply because wealthy people are balding NOT balling.

1) A rich man walks into a room and you immediately say that guy is Balding.

2) You walk into a party with many wealthy people. You say this party is Balding.

by Royalty Ca$h February 28, 2010